A sailor met a pirate in a bar, and talk about their adventures on the sea. The sailor observed that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The sailor asked:
-So, how about your peg leg?
-Well, we were in a storm, and I was sweptoverboard into the sea, and a shark bit my leg off.
-And your hook?
-We were boarding an enemy ship and one of the enemy cut my hand off.
-And your eye patch?
-A seagull dropping fell into my eye,
-You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?
-Well, you see, it was my first day with the hook.